The phrase

God’s own country, not God’s waiting room

It is the line I keep coming back to, and it is the nearest thing I have to an explanation of how I spend my time now. It works by setting two familiar expressions against each other. If neither is familiar to you, here is what they mean.

God’s own country is what Yorkshire people call Yorkshire. It is said with real affection and a good deal of cheek, and it is not offered up for debate. Anyone who has come over the tops on a clear morning has at least some sympathy with the claim, whatever county they were born in.

God’s waiting room is the other kind of place. It is what people call the towns where the retired gather to sit out the last stretch: Florida, Eastbourne, Worthing, a certain sort of home with a view of the sea and the television on. The phrase is not really about geography. It describes a way of spending the years, which is to say marking time until the end.

Why the second half deserves refusing

I spent about forty years in IT and cyber security, finishing as a chief information security officer, and I chaired a cyber security committee for the financial industry. I have spoken on the history of code-breaking, including at Bletchley Park where that story belongs, and on staying safe online to audiences at home and abroad. For most of that time the shape of the day was decided by somebody else: the incident, the board paper, the flight, the deadline that had already moved twice.

Retirement is the first point in four decades where the day is mine to aim. That is an unusual thing to be handed, and treating it as a waiting room seems to me a poor answer to it. The waiting room assumes the interesting part is over and the remaining job is patience. I do not accept the premise. The work stopping is not the same as the life stopping.

Captain Sir Tom Moore, a Yorkshireman, reached for the same pairing in Captain Tom’s Life Lessons, writing of a lad born into God’s own country who found himself biding his time in God’s own waiting room. I claim no connection to the man. It is simply a small comfort that the two phrases have knocked against each other in another Yorkshire head.

What it looks like in practice

I live near Thornton-le-Dale, on the southern edge of the North York Moors. Five old cars live here with me: a Jaguar E-Type Series 1, a Jaguar Mk2 restomod, an MG TF1500, an AC Aceca-Bristol and a Triumph Stag. They are driven rather than shown. Moor roads in most weathers will find every weakness a car has, which is the honest way to own one.

A blue Triumph Stag, a grey AC Aceca-Bristol and a cream MG TF1500 parked together on a lawn
Three of the five: the Triumph Stag, the AC Aceca-Bristol and the MG TF1500.

The moors and the villages take up much of the rest. There are tracks worth walking, roads worth the detour, and a village history that repays slow attention. What I learn about the cars and about the area goes into a set of reference guides that I write and give away. Nothing on them is for sale, there is no advertising, and I check the figures where I can and say plainly when a figure cannot be verified.

I still give talks, mostly to clubs, societies and community groups nearby, and locally I do not charge for them. A talk, a car in pieces on the drive, a walk, and an article getting written a paragraph at a time. That is the week.

My father

My father was a second-hand car dealer, and car mad. The Triumph behind him was his. He died at 38, when I was five.

A young man in a pale jumper, arms folded, standing on a yard in front of a Triumph saloon registered 586 REV, with a brick wall and corrugated shed behind him
My father, with his Triumph.

Being honest about it

None of this is effortless, and it is not a boast. Some of the writing is slow going, and some of it is dull to do. The cars are expensive in time and in temper, and a job that should take an afternoon can take a fortnight and a second opinion. There are days with the weather in and nothing much achieved. Having chosen the day yourself is no guarantee that you have chosen well.

What I would say is only this: the choosing is the part worth defending. Yorkshire happens to be a fine place in which to do it, which is where the first half of the line comes from. The second half is the bit I intend to keep refusing for as long as I am able.

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